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RITUALS, BOOZE AND PISSING OFF MY NEIGHBOURS


Today was supposed to be the opening night of WAXA BELTA HELTA SKELTA my one woman show, based on the real life Geordie cult my mam left to join when I was young.


Yes it's very sad when you've worked on something so hard for it to crumble away, HOWEVER there's bigger things going on in the world right now. And it will certainly be postponed.


SO on that note, enough of me having a little pity party. In true WAXA BELTA fashion when the clock strikes 12 I will be performing a sacrifice in my dads garden. The neighbours (who already hate me due to topless dancing, smoking and drunken ramblings in the garden) Will most definitely be raging once again.


Newcastle brown ale in hand, cig in my mouth, and my dad's fat dogs at my feet.


I will sacrifice to the Geordie gods a...............sausage..........roll x x

ALL HAIL GREGGS, CHERYL COLE and ANT AND DEC .



















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